001 - Back
all you lovely folk who have taken the time to subscribe to
my little newsletter. Every time I finish something, I'll
drop you a note, not unlike this, and tell you about it. Sometimes,
I'll get drunk and angry and may abuse this letter to vent
my rancid spleen. Apologies in advance. As such, if you are
a child and have signed up to this, you may read things inappropriate
for your delicate little eyes. So fuck off.
don't. I don't spose I care.
this week, in anticipation of the new Lord of the Rings film,
I finally got round to making a follow up to my last half-arsed
homage: Lord of My Ring. Basically, it's just more homoerotic
fun with Frodo and Sam (plus a bonus movie). Enjoy.
a nice man named Alfie wrote to me recently and said he was
making a site for people with palm pilots (those little handheld
computer/organiser things). Apparently the fancy new ones
can play movies and he's asked to feature a few of mine. So
if you've got one of the little gadgets visit http://www.palmpixels.com
as there are loads of other movies there too.
it for now. Newsletter #001 complete. I'll try and find some
porn or something soon to spice it up a bit in future. If
you've got any mates who might like what I do, send 'em it.
I hope one day to attain the rank of 'spam'.
Next Time: Whatever's chasing the Run Potato is getting closer.
Find out soon