Frequently Asked Questions

Q)
For God's sake! He's only eight years old! Why are you doing this?!?
A)
Shut up! Stop shouting! I can't think when everyone's shouting!

Q)
What reasurances do we have that you haven't hurt him? How do we even know he's still alive?
A)
Don't shout at me! You sound like my mother when you shout at me!

Q)
Have been making movies in flash for a long time?
A)
About three years.

Q)
If it's not money you're after then what?!? We'll give you anything just please don't harm him!
A)
I don't want to harm him. I've been carrying him around in a large rucksack. He knows not to make any sound.

Q)
I understand that you work part-time for an animation production company. Who are they and what do they do?
A)
That's right, Lungfish Studio. They pay me to write and produce stuff for the online side of their business. Sometimes however, they are not best pleased with what I produce and it ends up here. I assume they will fire me soon.

Q)
Is Mung your real surname?
A)
Yes. I'm in the book.

Q)
Have you ever really kidnapped a boy?
A)
That depends on your definition of boy. I once made a man live in my crawl space for 18 months. But he was 37.

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